The Murtagh List

April 4, 2009 at 2:28 pm (Uncategorized)

Too old for this shit

This week’s How I Met Your Mother had the crew reflecting on the activities not tought twice about in their twenties which now in their thirties trigger the Lethal Weapon inspired phrase”I’m getting too old for this shit!”.

A list of these activities, named the “Murtagh” list in honour of Danny Glover’s Sgt Roger Murtagh included beer bongs, all nighters, piercings etc. Viewing this on the eve of my own 31st Birthday I thought it was time to draft my own Murtagh List.

The Inital entries are:
1. Camping at Oxegen. “Mighty Craic” is no compensation for crippling backpain. Day trip or nothing.
2. Coppers. Faced with this last night. Sounded as appealing as the dentist. However like the dentist it’s enevitable I’ll be persuaded by drink to revist.
3. Two nights in a row. Can’t do it anymore. Sorry. 1 night out = I day recovery. 2 nights out = 4 days recovery.

More to be added as life reminds me of all the shit I’m too old for……..

1 Comment

  1. dawn freeborn said,

    IMPRESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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